Al, the Supreme Master of the Universe, found a magic lamp. The gin was unique; he said “I’ll grant you a wish, and only one. It has to be one, that has never been granted before, nor ever been heard of.”
Al, who prided in his Wisdom of Solomon, finally found the unique wish. He commanded, “I wish I could hear myself the way others would.” Abracadabra and with a “your wish is my command”, the gin bestowed the gift.
Sadly, this is the story of how Al, the Supreme master of the Universe, lost his supremacy and sanity.