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Showing posts with label Sarcasm. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sarcasm. Show all posts

7/3/11

The Slums Appall Me


There were twenty one people in the room, ten by twelve. You could smell the liquor and tobacco in the air, that is, if you were able to breathe. Right outside, you would find a person relieving himself. If the hygiene in the room was questionable, the street in front of the house was strewn with litter, and even an old sofa that looked like it was dropped from thirty feet. You could see them cook, out in the open, relishing the late spring evening and the refuse they disposed right there.

The six storey building was no mere shanty. On the bright side, the house party had some colorful conversations. From freshman to post docs, they would eventually discuss the state of third world countries and those appalling slums. After all, the first world finds as much relevance in the topic as the third world.

2/2/11

The Spade

If I were to call a spade just that
I would probably have far less friends than I do
If I were to insult their intelligence
I would surely end up with none at all.

The Spade
If I were to call a spade just that
I would probably have to watch my back all the time
If I were to showcase my superiority
I would surely have a spade in my back.

If I were to call a spade just that
I would probably be castigated
If I were to make an enemy of the world
I would surely be alienated for life

If I were to call a spade just that
I would probably be truthful to myself
If I were to lack the discretion (hypocrisy)
I would surely defile my own self.

If I were to call a spade just that
I would probably not know the beauty of words
If I were to be brash in my opinion
I would surely disregard the worth of sarcasm.

If I were to call a spade just that
I would probably never have things to hide
If I were to be such an open book
I would surely have nothing to mystify.